Written by USA Postal Services at 05:23 24/4-2020
And our last rider arrived. Sylváin Kabbah from  Mali Mountain Men. A promising sprinter who will be trained within 8 seasons (laughs) and will share room with the lions. ''I'm glad to move from the sister Africa, as Asia is the mother land. I like chocolate, peanuts and bikes, not all the time,'' Kabbah said to the media in his first press conference. Manager Armstrong was happy with this quick and easy deal, ''I won't reveal the details, you guys always want to know everything. Want to know what I wear before going to bed?'' he said in serious tone before laughing, ''It's a joke,'' he added.
With Kabbah, the squad for the next seasons is now completed, unless a huge market chance or a major talent sell. Now I have your attention, so you can enjoy this preview...
Kidneys & Spies
Somewhere at Siberia… 19/03/2020, 6:16 pm
A man was resting on a small bed. To be precise, he was a prisoner. He was looking to the roof of his small cell, thinking nothing in particular. He had forgotten how much time he had spent on that black hole, but certainly it was a long time that had passed on, with no hopes to see the light of the day again. A guard with a mask walked in front of his cell, checking that everything was fine, and the man dropped a small paper on the floor, knocking the bars of the cell, the prisoner stood up but the guard was gone.
The prisoner saw the paper and extending his hand, he grabbed it. Sitting on the bed, he read the message, ‘’I told you I would come back for you…’’. When he read, he heard a massive explosion that shook the whole prison, many guards screaming and shoots, ‘’This is my chance…’’ he thought and awaited.
Of course, there was a problem. His cell was locked, but not for so long. The guard that dropped the paper showed up and shot the lock.
‘’Come with me. The boss is waiting,’’ the guard said with husky voice, changed it by the mask.
He didn’t thought twice and followed him. The other prisoners were taking control of the prison and they ignored them. Using a security card, the mysterious guard opened a door and guided the prisoner to the roof, a black helicopter was waiting.
‘’Right, drink this. It will be a long trip,’’ the guard said, offering a cylinder with a red liquid.
Drinking the serum, when he sat down on his spot, he felt weak and sleepy. The guard waved his hand and the pilot elevated the helicopter, leaving the prison behind…
Moscow, under Red Square. N.A.K.V.A HQ’s, 19/03/2020, 6:21 pm
‘’Comrade Konstantinov, an incoming message from The Hole,’’ an officer said to a man wearing black suit. Konstantinov didn’t looked at him and pressed a button on a panel.
‘’Call the americans,’’ he said with deep russian accent.
Pittsburgh, B.U.M.M.E.R HQ’s, 19/03/2020, 6:25 pm
Buck Harris, a 65 years old; four-stars general, was drinking coffee in his office. The door opened and a young man wearing black jacket and glasses, came in. He was carrying a folder and put it on the desk.
‘’What the hell is that, Mennard?’’ Harris said.
‘’We’ve received a call from the N.A.K.V.A. A mutiny at The Hole, one of the prisoners escaped,’’ Mennard explained worried.
‘’And? Be more specific, Mennard,’’ the general and director said irritated.
‘’The prisoner that escaped is Peter Undberg,’’ Mennard said.
‘’Who’s him?’’
‘’Sir, before you assumed the lead of our organization, this man was part of B.U.M.M.E.R, but he was accused of Human Right Violations, Torture, Kidnapping and Traffic of Body Parts. Later on, we discovered Undberg was working for someone named Lance Armstrong M., manager of US Postal Team, a cycling team.’’
‘’So, is he dangerous?’’ the director asked.
‘’Dangerous? He was the best ‘’scout-men’’ of that Armstrong…’’ Mennard affirmed.
Harris stood up and followed Mennard to the conference room. Inside, 7 agents were sat down waiting for him.
‘’Well, as you can see, Undberg is now free. We need to know how he managed to escape, who helped him and where is he now, I want to know EVERYTHING, questions?’’ Harris said.
‘’Yeah sir, one. Do you think russians will let us visit their prison?’’ Agent Bosch said, a tall black-haired man with a big scar on his neck.
‘’I’ll solve that. I want you to go there with Priscott. Avery and Scott will go to London, maybe you can find something there, Undberg has an apartment there. Kerrison and Perry, go and get information from that man, Armstrong. I want to know if he knows something about this, and if necessary, bring him here. Mennard and Holm, investigate any partner of Undberg, interrogate them and you can kill them if they don’t cooperate… are you still here? MOVE!’’ Harris ordered and the agents left the room.
Well, this is a small preview of my new story, ''Kidneys and Spies'' the underground world of body parts and the influence on the US Postal Youth Talent Program. Any coincidence with reality it's a mere coincidence and you shouldn't be worried. If you want to get your own copy with the rest of this thrilling and dark story, just let me know. Just 500$ (laughs), that's a joke guys, of course not. Pre-order for a modest sum of 0,0000000000000000012, which is that, 0=Free :D
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Thank you, I hope he can turn out in a nice rider.
All the best to the brother from the Sahel.
Well Rust, when you have spies, some times it doesn't work the good way, so TNT does the work for you. Escaping from Siberia is not easy, you should try it once.
healthy body parts for a fraction of the cost. Pure profit. Sure it's not Hollywood, but this is excess in every way, cost, actions, everything.
And this is why you're so poor. Explosions, black helicopters, when for a fraction of the cost you could have bribed the correct people, or even bribed a pollie or two to get him released legally to you, and it wouldn't paste such a massive target on you. A few bits of documentation, nice and quiet, tiny payments to the desperate, it's all legal; you could get people to sign away their perfectly
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